My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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