she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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