I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
