Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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