you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Randomize
