he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I just googled if crying burns calories
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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