Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
you never un-have a 4some
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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