I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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