Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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