this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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