and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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