Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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