It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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