If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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