Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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