Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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