Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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