did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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