when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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