if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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