So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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