Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
It's never too late to be topless.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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