Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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