and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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