She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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