I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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