hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.