So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.