atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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