Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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