wat bout pragnant strippers??
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
