I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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