She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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