She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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