shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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