I forgot how hot balto sounded
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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