I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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