My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
