If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
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