false alarm. still invincible.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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