I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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