try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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