yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
His nipple licking is glorious
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