...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Come share oat with me in your robe
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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