Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I think your dad took our porno
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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