I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Alive.
So much puke
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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