Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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