I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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