At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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