I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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