Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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