another moral hangover. fuck.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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