It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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