So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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