but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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