Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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