Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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