He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
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Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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