i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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