you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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